is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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