six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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