When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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