So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i've created a new STD.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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