Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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