Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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