jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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