She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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