Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
two words: eviction party
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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