sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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