After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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