i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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