Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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