She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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