So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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