Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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