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I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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