Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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