is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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