what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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