for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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