why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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