hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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