nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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