Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
That's when you crack a 10am beer
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
vagina is talking i cant
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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