It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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