Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
