Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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