Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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