i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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