I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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