The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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