Don't you send me to vm
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
