i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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