I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We are all done wearing pants today
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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