he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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