what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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