That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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