woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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