Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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