How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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