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just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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