Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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