fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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