I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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