ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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