Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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