big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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