**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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