Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We left an ass print on the piano.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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