Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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