Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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