that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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