pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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