bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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