Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize